The Saloon

Needs more cowboy.

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inkstainedchocolateeyes:

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

did you mean: every day so far this semester?

i need an adultier adult

My form group looks at me like this and it terrifies me because I go home and eat potato smilies and raspberry ripple ice cream and watch Basil the Great Mouse Detective.

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In other news I am currently at my parents’ house enjoying having a PC that connects to the internet and I thought I’d take this opportunity to tell you that for a long time I knew about the musical Annie Get Your Gun but had it confused with Chicago so I spent a long time thinking Annie Oakley was a 20s gangster and I’m still sort of disappointed that she wasn’t.

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controlyourface:

nextworldover:

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not-a-reindeer:

I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.

FOR 528,491 MINUTES

i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel 

you know i was thinking about this and i realized microwaves usually input by seconds, not by minutes. so he’s actually only microwaving the pinwheel for 8808 minutes and 11 seconds.

which is obviously a way more reasonable amount of time to microwave a pinwheel for come back in six days two hours forty-eight minutes and eleven seconds *ding* your pinwheel is done

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Filed under can someone please draw this with comic!scarecrow i really feel like this is something he would do or if not him then the mad hatter definitely would gotta make sure your pinwheel is properly cooked

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neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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Filed under holy crap this is me also if you remove my internet i become a hermit recluse who doesn't contact anyone ever

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There was a seminar for advanced students in Zürich that I was teaching and von Neumann was in the class. I came to a certain theorem, and I said it is not proved and it may be difficult. Von Neumann didn’t say anything but after five minutes he raised his hand. When I called on him he went to the blackboard and proceeded to write down the proof. After that I was afraid of von Neumann.
George Pólya (via ordnungsokonomik)

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Filed under omg i own one of polya's books i should probably go back and read it again annie is a mathematician